I don't know which of you wee scumbags started messing about in dungeon A, but I do know that one of youse decided to have a wee nosy down in the basement and I've had to get Dion to go down and clean up the mess.
It might have been Kay who went down there, but if I know anything about him, he wouldn't have done it without one of youse egging him on. I mean it. There's a reason we told you in your induction to stay away from secret doors, unless we specifically told you how to operate them.
By the way, I've got Kay's namebadge if anyone knows his family and thinks they'd like it as a memento. There isn't enough of him for a funeral, I'm afraid. ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช
Aww poor Kay. Are Tea and Perry ok?